haha. yenjie finally managed to squeeze into the vending machine! woohoo.

HELLO. im currently having a headache.

AND IT'S BECAUSE I SPENT 2 HRS LYING IN THE BATH TUB HAVING A BUBBLE BATH.

and the air con was on plus i left the bathroom door ajar. smart of me.

so my fingers turned purple. yeah PURPLE. freaky. i thought i was possessed like in the japanese movies. and then i caught a chill. man i feel like puking now. and i think i still have soap in my EARS.

thx to my vanity. i wanted to try out the new body shop shower gel. i thought i should pamper myself before the "beauty" camp. haha.

i think im ponning school tomorrow. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I FEEL LIKE PUKING.

i cant be bothered to pack my stuff for the camp. suddenly there's like sooooooooooooooooooooo many things to pack. i wanna get marshmellows! and ruffles! and erm chocolate chip cookies! and malteses(sp?) REGINA BUY FOR ME.

SHI ING STILL OWES ME MONEY. ROARRRR. SOME TREASURER YOU ARE.

UHHHH. headache.

i suddenly feel like hugging the stuff rabbit that Wang tong xue gave me. haha.

AIYAHH. I GO CHAT ON MSN AND DOWNLOAD MUSIC AND PACK BAG AND STARE AT THE TV AND GO PEE.

erm. hello people. haha. if you tried to blogsearch my blog for some reason. i feel very sad for you. cos you have wasted your time. HAHA. this blog is damn bimbotic. and i dont like whatever i blog. i blog in the name of crap. so pls do not take the things i crap seriously. and im a total immatured brat too. haha.

KELVIN HOW TELL ME THE NAME OF YOUR SENIOR. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. im going to do a xiao bao gao. haha.

to kelvin's seniors: kelvin says that you guys shoot real badly and that if he shoots pistol he will win that "hamster-looking"(sorry=)) senior by more than 10 points.

HOHO.

I THINK A CERTAIN TEACHER BLOG SEARCHED FOR MY BLOG. =(

IM SO SCARED.



I SHALL BE PURE AND INNOCENT FROM THIS SECOND ONWARDS.

=)

IMA DRAG QUEEN. RANDOM SHOTS DURING MRS L**'S LESSON.


im finally back after the long siesta! HAHA and i believe im much more matured. ahem.

I WANT TO GO SHOPPING FOR THE PROM CAMP NEXT WK.

what must we pack? i just rmb a ridiculous packing list that included bringing a thick book? to put on our heads to practise walking like a lady/model. this kind of thing also must teach us.

i just think the whole camp is kind of "redundant".

HOHOHO. i just rmbered im sharing a room with REGINA. i bet she cant wait for two nights of torture by ME. *rubs hands* i feel bitchy now. haha. i bet we're gonna argue about jiro again. and i can see naomi rolling her eyes at the bimboticness of it all. and then jingyi meditating in the corner. being the merry lil' councillor she is, she'll completely ban any food in the room. and i'll be whining on the floor. haha. can then we can do something real naughty at night eh.
we can do it all night.

but im sure mrs L** will just spoil all the fun huh. Aww. i was so looking forward to having a huge night binge/ marshmello feast.

i hope the room comes with a pole and i shall provide thongs for regina. haha.

anyway. what else is there to crap about.

go away perverts. if you read my blog and feel "bloody amused", pls don't act on impulse and add me on msn. becos im a "stuck up biatch" like SOME moron puts it.

how can i be stuck up when i dont even do whatever those crazy stuck up girls do. i dont even know what they do. i think YOU(who insults ur rgs gf behind her back and the nxt day daps her tears away)(yes grit your teeth and call me worse names, i dont care) are an arrogant acsi "gentleman". disgracing your school. you have absolutely no qualities that show that you are from a prestigious school. and you even say thing like that about a girl. why dont u just tell me in my face. everytime u see me always have nothing to say. and behind my back, you suddenly have so many comments. im just "bloody amused".

im really amused cos all my juniors are more matured than i am. hahhaha. bear with my singing, laughing and loud ranting pls, oh and my big actions on the public bus. i know it's embarrassing when i point to cute guys or diss disgusting ones. =)

nawh i bet you guys enjoy all the entertainment i provide.

I LOVE YOU guys, even though you called me a cockroach. chentian says im not one! yay.

ah lets see. so many things happened these few days that i've simply no time nor energy to jot them down.

yesterday, (was it yesterday? boy, im getting senile) mrs S(eah) awarded me with this hula-stringed-with-flowers-necklace and a mini one as a bracelet. oh and a lolli, which yenjie stole. haha. i tot she didnt want one cos she trotted pass mrs S. when mrs S offered her one. tsk tsk. anyway, the award was for helping her create some banner for the HU manities and LAnguage Arts exibition (the theme was hula). We fixed 2 neh nehs onto the banner as a hula girl's coconut top. The coconut from the fruit store!

School was real boring that day, i was walking about like a zombie. we couldn't even sneak into the audi to enjoy some air con. We have been sneaking into the empty audi for the last few days, crawling on the audi floor, sniffing dust, trying to camouflage ourselves. we even sneaked into a sec 1 talk and yenjie got us stuck in there for nearly 1 and a half hours(of pure boredom)(strangle you arh!) gd thing this sec1 girl needed to go to the look, so we sneaked off with her.

oh yesterday night was not so pleasant, not pleasant AT ALL, im not referring to my ballet class. Before ballet class my tummy was growling (as usual. every half an hour), so my mum got me some pop corn chicken from kfc at bukit timah plaza (where my ballet class is at) and i was nearly late for ballet. I rushed into class, huffing and puffing and then lay on the floor. all my juniors just burst out laughing then they continued to stare on while i "stripped", haha, stripped down to my leotard and tights. So weird taking off my clothes infront of them. well anyway i didnt have time to use the bathroom. and i had to keep running out of the class to drink some 100 plus my mum bought. super thirsty!

So after ballet i went to some small shop to buy rubber slippers and pill containers to bring on my shanghai school trip. i saw this man who was wearing singlet (most men wearing singlets are either pervertic or gay, ofcourse that's only my opinion) and bermudas. He was half bald, kind of like gary tang and he was in his 20s, alittle plump, kinda looked like a gangster. just picture this shifty eye looking guy... WHO JUST LOOKS DISGUSTING LAH.

Anyway, my mum and i then went to ntuc to get some stuff, we went to the second level where they sell towels and all that, and then i saw THAT man again. Man, what a coincidence, i thought to myself. So that was that. I didnt think much of it. then we went to pay at the cashier. and cos there werent many people there, we were first in the queue. i was standing obediently(right...) behind my mum. Then THAT guy came and stood behind moi. and i was looking at him, HE WASNT BUYING ANYTHING, SO WHY THE HECK IS HE STANDING IN THE QUEUE???? so i tot he was damn weird???? i started chatting with my mum. THEN... all of a sudden i saw a flash out of the corner of my eye. im not being sarcastic okae. i distinctively saw that camera flash. my mum saw it too. so i swirled around. that CHEE KO PEK arh was trying to hide his camera phone under the file that he was holding in his hand. bloody heck, when he saw me staring. STARING. he immediately broke off from the queue and walked away, but still remained in ntuc, to be specific, he went to hide in the dressing room.

i was wearing my stockings(tights) and slippers and shorts, i mean im real flattered that my legs appeal to you, but you dont need to be so despo la. As i watched him walk behind the dressing room, his eyes were virtually shifting from side to side. i tell you it was real disgusting to see him eyeing us from the corner of his slitty eyes. im not exaggerating=( so i was super freaked out. i clung to my mum's arm and quickly "evacuated" the scene. i was freaking scared that he might trail us to the car. can you imagine a slitty shifty plump bald singletty guy in slippers with hairy legs(just guessing, i didnt pay attention to them) = gross pervert.

see little girls and boys, be more aware of this kind of perverts in bukit timah plaza.

i went home and complained to my dad and my maid, my brother wasnt interested. haha. okae this is the ego part. i was trying to forget the horrible experience of getting my legs shot on camera, so i asked my maid whether my legs were "nice", ofcos she said yesSsSs and somemore in that chee ko pek way. i tell you she is a lesbian. then my dad was like casually,mockingly saying serves you right for wearing shorts and being vain. What has being vain got to do with it???? and for the hundredth time, im not vain. i dont do manicures unlike some of my classmates, ahem. anyway, i had weird dreams last night. First i dreamt of that pervert. then i dreamt of dating this american chinese albino(with yellow hair), he was cute and geeky, then the last part of the dream was back to visiting ntuc again and meeting that pervert. i always have weird dreams. haha.

okae, i rest my case. feels alittle better getting it off my shoulders. if i ever see him again... i tell you... i will... i will... i guess i'll just run away=( with perverts, i seriously have no guts to take them to task personally. shifty eyes fatty, you'll get caught eventually! stop feasting your eyes on young, innocently pure, sweet girls like me. hahaha. enough said. toodles.

im getting real bored with this holiday thing. and i've decided not to type my posts in invisible ink. i also found out that after deleting ur posts, they still show up in the blogsearch list. as in you can blogsearch it out. what the h... i delete my posts expecting them to vanish from the surface of this Earth and there they show up again. thanks google. thanks.

later the teachers google around, then find their name here. i sue google. it's already bad enough being linked to mish's blog where all the teachers/spies branch from. eek.

so i woke up this morning. ate an orange. ate daddy's new organic cereal. then he yelled at me to go and exercise on the cross trainer. yes, im too lazy to get my ass off the chair. at least i still have ballet class to lose some of the flabs. jingwei is on full pointe! pttf. i hate my teacher. the only nice thing she has said to me, quote :" claire, you have an engagement with the music today." (with her american accent ofcourse, she's chinese by the way) i wonder what's next. "claire you are married to the music today." i dont even know what engagement she is talking about. i've ALWAYS has an engagement with the music. hahaha. okok. that's enough of dissing.

im stuck at home, waiting for mummy to take me out. she says she's busy. bahhhhh. right. oh yeah, i've to pack my luggage for the shanghai trip. im finally going china! i've only been to european western countries and hongkong, but not China=) but it's alittle disappointing cos we have to stay in hostels. i just hope i wont need to bang on doors for a turn to use the toilet.

ironically i miss studying. feel weird sitting around stoning, eating, sleeping... msn is boring too. guys are boying. girls are boring. tv is boring. sleeping is boring. you get my point.

i shall blog depending on my mood.

i think the lead girl in Goong princess hours is pretty okae! the ballerina is not as pretty but everyone disagrees. =( they say i've got bad taste in girls and boys, since geeks appeal to me. *shrugs* yes, i dont like 6 pack hunks(pieces of hardened shit glue to their chest, haha, sorry). doesnt mean i like fat, short, greasy looking guys.

see, straying to the topic of guys again.

my language arts exam essay was the worst i think. happens that the "same" topic as last year came out, so naturally being a "always-go-for-the-short-cut" person, i chose that and tried to reiterate the exact words i had written the last time( which is quite impossible since i have such horrible memory). my essay topic was: " what is one cause you would strongly stand up for". and naturally, being a "go-with-the-flow-be-safe-dont-take-risks-unless-forced-to" kinda person, i chose (standing up for rights against)DEFORESTATION. so happens the teacher marking my essay last year, was a fervent supporter of it, and happens that my brain decided to be a gd girl and let the ink flow well, i scored quite high. so this year, i tried the same trick. and sad to say, i totally blanked out, an alien mothership sweeped my brain to outerspace.

and guess what i wrote in the last paragraph, actually to be specific the 5th paragraph (all my paragraphs were like 3 lines long) n ARGHHHHHGJSDFGD. i wrote in this primary skool style kinda way. " if everyone did their part in conserving the Earth... there would be peace and the world would definitely be a better place."

this is soooo equivalent to saying " WORLD PEACE." and holding up a victory sign in a beauty pageant, which reminds me that my essay is quite bad.


secondary 3 students arent supposed to be spitting out such crap. pardon the crudeness.

pls pls pls mr/mrs/miss examiner, would you be so kind as to give me high marks or at least passing marks for it. world peace yeah.

oh and during the first maths paper. mr g g g gg g g g gg gg g shouted at me (infront of the whole cohorde of sec3s) for writing alittle over time limit. pttf. cmon la, the other papers i also did the same, just cos it was maths paper, you had to be a little more stringent on the rules. that is exactly what biasness means. i hope those teachers dont blogsearch.

before i start getting all pull-hair-out-in-frustration, i should probably end this post here. toodles.

OMG. exams are in 3 days time and what am i doing?

The past two days have been real slack cos all i did was devour the hwa chong jc and acsi year book. haha. There's quite a contrast between them. Well cos sadly, hwa chong has only 2 cute guys in the whole year 1 and year 2 cohort. yes i know, pathetic. acsi has more, but they arent very cute either. fine, not bad la. Except for some annoying pigheads a.k.a idiots i know...

right now im having some brain block. stupid year books. i feel like i have paris hilton's brain instead of my original full-of-intelligent-brain-cells one. haha. anyway, ciao ciao ciao ciao.

in a dreadfully dreadful mood today. haha. haha. haha. haha.

yes. it's the latest craze to have hit the babes in my class. they all go goo goo gaga over "it".

you'll just need to mention the delightful word-> "BOYS" and the babes around me will all squeal in glee.

they'll exclaim: 'OOoooh... if i were a guy... i would date... MYSELF."

"if i were a guy i would date..."

yes, and if i were a guy, honestly, i wouldnt date anyone in my class or even my school. ha. the cruel truth. okae, actually nanyang girls are such babes. yeah...

haha.

OMG. i just realised that i have been ranting about boys AGAIN. nonsensical rubbish. this blog has yet again turned into a gossip column all about the dreadful (and addictive) topic of boys... my old blog was just THAT. but i, fortunately deleted all that thrash =) before i received negative comments about it.

Today was a bad day. i guess. during chem practical, i was practically adding all the chemicals available on the table into the test tube. C'mon, the instructions on the worksheet weren't clear... atleast to me. Wen shi was like, "you anyhow do arh", " do wrong la". Then Yenjie and Leying came round to copy answers from us, THE PROS AT PRACTICAL. haha. The reason why we are pros, is because we copy from the REAL pros of course. AHA, now isnt that just genius. Fine, call it mean or plain lazy, but im going to stay in the profession atleast for the next... 3 yrs.

Oh yeah, today was chinese presentation day. Alex Teo was so mean! he gave us only 72 for the whole presentation and nikki was like saying :"so high! yay!" HELLO? earth to nikki. earth to nikki. * waves arm frantically*... yenjie and i unhesitatingly informed the group that OTHER groups all had like 80 SOMETHING. dalghaskghfkdsahkdlhkd. DRATS. okae anyway thx alex teo. we still love you...

my mum just told me something about ib year 5 guys. tsk tsk. i had to laugh out loud.

OOHOHOHOH. and i just found out like half the class shave their legs. oh goodness gracious. what is the world coming to. vainpots sprouting everywhere, even in a school of guai girls. nice white uniform. big smiles. brainy heads. okae, you guys might kill me for typing this down.

but why all the hassle.why not just leave the hairs where they should be left.
IM PROUD OF MY LEG HAIRS. even though they aren't that visible. but if you look closely, there are MILLIONS swamping the surface of my legs.

guys who like girls with shaved legs, nice smooth legs are crap. superficial human beings.

okae i have to admit, im saying all this partly because im totally against the vainpotness and over self-consciousness( as Chia claims, see even a small, little girl is shaving!) and partly because my mum doesn't allow me to shave. boohooo. haha. FORGET THE LAST PART.

i just ate bananas. yes bananaS. with a HUGE S. i am FAT. yes i am. gorging on carbo. and i was eating the new jam my dad bought for me cause i was craving for raspberries. he thought i wanted to eat it in jam form -.- anyway, the jam was organic which means less calories, so who's complaining. then he bought grapes. and as usual... no junk food. i think there might be a stash of mars bars somewhere in the fridge.

blogsearch sucks. no more nice articles on my crush. mysterious crush. haha.

tmr i guess i have to go with yenjie to meet Mr Goh to get back our AMES worksheet. im scared of him. firstly, because he's Chia's "crush" and secondly, he launches into moody "fits" (okae im exaggerating) once in a while. but other then that, he's pretty nice! and not a bad maths teacher at all (but i still need a maths tutor). ignore the irony. anyway, cross my fingers that he lets us take the worksheets back.

and didnt i say i'd come back a smarty pants? well i guess i progressed tremendously over the day. and yes, im officially a smarty panty pants. come to me anytime for chem pract answers. well, if you actually trust me. and my brain.

im babbling crap. good crap. bye bye earthlings.